Saturday, 15 December 2018

Two things

"Immortal. In madness you dwell." - The Thing That Should Not Be, Metallica

I moved to East Sussex.

You're probably fed up hearing about us moving home, but down here on the edge of England life is good. Anyway, I'm speaking with you about two things, and I'm all excited.

Firstly, it's almost Christmas and I have a present for you. At least a chance for you to grab a discounted copy of Sussex Horrors, a short story collection where I share pages with Rayne Hall and Jonathan Broughton. It's going for 99c/99p from now until the 19th of December. Find your preferred digi-version right here:

If you already have a copy, in whatever guise (some of you even have those signed paperbacks!), then you're already a hero. And for that, I think you're great!

Now, please, I'm not only here for that. TWO THINGS, remember? So, before I run away into the kitchen and prepare dinner, I'd like to invite you into my world. I have a question:

If you were immortal, what would be both good and bad about it?

There's a reason I'm asking, and you'll find out next year, but, yeah... Tell me what you would get up to and why it may not just be all fun and games.

Yours (that friendly neighbourhood author-guy),

Monday, 10 December 2018

Is it just me, or ... ?

Yeah, that Christmas thing.

How you doing? Ready for Christmas? I'm not. Almost, but not quite.

My wife and I had one target this year, and that was to move home. Our moving date came close to the end of October, and by the time we upacked, settled in, and truly made the house Our Home, I realised something: Christmas is almost on us!

Seriously, is it me or did Christmas leap forward a few months without telling anyone?

While unpacking, I found a box of paperbacks left over from conventions, so I'm offering you the opportunity to grab a signed copy or two! Also, well ... you know ... a paperback makes an AWESOME Christmas present, right? Right?

Oh, and the paperback edition of Terror Threads landed a few days ago. I have several of those left from the first print run.

Here's a list of what I have (all £6 each, excl. postage):
The Shadow Fabric
Sinister Stitches
Hell Cat of the Holt
Chaos Halo V1 - ABGK
Sussex Horrors
Terror Threads
Please note: this is on a first-come-first-serve basis (should it be hypenated like that? Haha). All overseas readers are welcome, of course! I'll never leave you guys out. Ever.

Feel free to reply via email or contact me if we're buddies on social media. And if they are gifts for others, please be sure to get me to personally sign them to whoever the LUCKY recipient is. :-)

I'll sign off now. Thanks for reading ...

Seasons greetings from your friendly neighbourhood author-guy,